Posted in Information (aka cool shit) on January 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This should make you proud to be American:
You no longer have to sacrifice style when shopping for a Taser!! The iTaser is a stun gun that comes equipped with an MP3 player, and it holds 1000 songs!!! Honestly, I don’t make this shit up. This Taser is marketed toward women who can choose from [...]
Posted in Information (aka cool shit), tagged ass whooping, flavor, kool-aid, reebok, scuff, smell, sneakers, sniff on January 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So Reebok and Kool Aid have joined forces to launch a line of sneakers branded as kool aid flavors. No big deal right? there are already cartoon characters and Voltron sneakers etc. But the kicker here is the sneakers will have that sweet ghettofied smell of real kool aid flavors in them. You know, Red, [...]
Posted in Information (aka cool shit), tagged abdominal exercise, abs, chair, hawaii, ripped, workout at work on January 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So have you ever been at work typing up a TPS report and told yourself “i wish i was doing abdominal exercises right now”? If not, your fucking retarded and you should cry yourself to sleep for allowing these Hawaiin foreigners the chance to figure this invention out before you. I kid you not, [...]
Posted in Observations, tagged birds nest, joke, paper, receipts, reparations, save receipts, saved receipts, texture, tree fetus, waste of paper on January 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I need Receipt Rehab!! Everytime i reach in my pocket it feels like an office trash can or the bottom of a birdcage. Filled with papers and more papers. Yellow, pink, and what used to be white! Every pocket filled. Friendly reminders of how i wasted money on some shit just yesterday like “an [...]
Posted in Observations on January 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Friends, Please be careful at concerts,credit card sign-ups and sporting events because in case you did not already know… A MUTHAFUCKA WILL KILL YOU FOR A FREE T-SHIRT!!!. I mean literally murder you with their bare hands in order to get a lime green Das Effex T-Shirt. It doesn’t matter if you caught it [...]
Posted in Observations on January 23, 2008 | 4 Comments »
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Posted in Observations on January 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Hey Schladies!!! Whats the deal with your Anti social Sunglass revolution? All of you! You know exactly what I am talking about.
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Posted in Observations on January 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Why the fuck do they give you towels at the gym? I understand their assumed logic, and most will even proudly tout this feature as an added benefit or a convenience…. but DO NOT BE FOOLED, this policy is a HUGE mistake!! (To the point where whoever invented this idea needs to be beaten by [...]
Posted in Observations on January 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I want to congratulate the person who figured out that your left ear hole and right ear hole are different sizes.
I am sure they made a pretty penny by selling this information to headphone manufacturers. This is a veritable gold mine of a discovery. He is like the louis and clark of human anatomy, [...]
Posted in THE CLASSICS (pre DhaneBrain.com) on January 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I want to start off with something serious….GANGS! Not that the crime or rampant lawlessness is a problem or concern to me, but my main concern is the ever-lowering requirement to join them.
Jeez, Tookie williams would be turning in his grave at how things are today. Every and anyone can be in a gang. By [...]
