“L” = Left Earlobe

I want to congratulate the person who figured out that your left ear hole and right ear hole are different sizes.
I am sure they made a pretty penny by selling this information to headphone manufacturers. This is a veritable gold mine of a discovery. He is like the louis and clark of human anatomy, [...]

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Insulated gondola’s with matching rhinestone goblets

I want to start off with something serious….GANGS!  Not that the crime or rampant lawlessness is a problem or concern to me, but my main concern is the ever-lowering requirement to join them.
Jeez, Tookie williams would be turning in his grave at how things are today. Every and anyone can be in a gang. By [...]

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Captain breakfast burrito and the windowsill jamboree

Things on my mind:
THE best showers to take are the ones you take when you are not actually getting ready to go out anywhere. Taking a shower and then putting on sweats to sit on your couch and watch TV is the embodiment of “cleanliness is next to godliness”. its like a warm glow all [...]

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the terrific pop tart and its secluded but moldy cubby

Who is the genius who invented Mint flavored toothpicks and dental floss?
They are making money for no reason!! that mint coating smells good and gives a teasing zing when object is first placed in your mouth, but there is no mint flavor after .2 seconds. We need better quality standards for these products. Can [...]

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taboo breakfast bars for the soul

Hola Compadres! This is another non sensical rant that may get you thinking but the topics are taboo and oh so scandalousss (with a lisp annunciated “sss” sound) these are things u are all thinking but that u have kept to yourself
So here goes:
Isn’t one of the most insulting things someone can do to you [...]

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recyclable tonsils

So, I have had some things on my mind and will lay them out in this blog. maybe you agree or maybe not. but either way, i have decided to upgrade the blogs and have made them more itneractive. By that i mean i just put “what do you think” at the end of all of [...]

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Mad Skills on the butter Churner 1’s and 2’s

So my mind has been exploding with thoughts that i have deemed “blog-worthy”. There are so many i can not go in to full detail and express my opinion on them all, but feel free to start a dialogue as usual and contribute your thoughts on the below matters.

Someone should really start a campaign to [...]

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I Gotz beef with shiny Microchips, Son!!

3 Reasons why i am glad i was born in the 80’s and not during slavery;
-Slaves could not choose their haircuts, therefore there were NO slaves with flat-tops. I can’t
imagine going through life and not ever having a flat-top haircut.
-There was no Chipotle in antebellum days, and even if there was i dont think masters [...]

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