Things on my mind:
THE best showers to take are the ones you take when you are not actually getting ready to go out anywhere. Taking a shower and then putting on sweats to sit on your couch and watch TV is the embodiment of “cleanliness is next to godliness”. its like a warm glow all over your bod, kind of like leroy in the last dragon.
WHY do really old people always look like they are chewing on something? I mean i dont know if there are invisible old people snacks, but every time i look in their hand they only have coupons or a coin purse. Coins arent chewy and Old people could choke on coupons, so what gives?
YOU know what sucks? The Teeth brushing paradox! What is that you ask? its the fact that when you wake up u have stink breath but you have to decide to either brush before or after u eat. Before kind of ruins the taste of a meal and makes it seem pointless cause you still have food in your mouth after ur done eating. If you brush after, then it totally ruins the labor put into and hearty taste of a good breakfast! its like scope and eggs mixed taste even though your teeth are clean! yuck. Any solutions? possibly in between breakfast or for the first time at lunch?
I think there should be a national bubble bath day! because that industry needs a boost and we as grown ups have forgotten the joy of a bubble bath and burning eyes that make u want to drown yourself.
HAS anyone been to Dakota? Does anyone own a Daewoo? Is anyone elses name “Depp” or did Johnnny make that up cause it sounds cool?
HOW healthy can corn really be for you, if it never “digests” and just passes the same as it entered? Corn…the ninja of vegetables!!!!!!!!!
WORD OF THE DAY: Recalcitrant-(hint: you dont want to be described as this at work)
Little known fact: The Japanese invented meth and gave it to soldiers so they could stay up and hype for battle, also to Kamikaze pilots so they could be energetic and delusional about their suicide flights. It got the nickname crank from american biker gangs who used to hide it in the part of their bike called the “crank”.
