I want to congratulate the person who figured out that your left ear hole and right ear hole are different sizes.
I am sure they made a pretty penny by selling this information to headphone manufacturers. This is a veritable gold mine of a discovery. He is like the louis and clark of human anatomy, fuck those clowns splitting atoms or cloning. You probably are not surprised that the holes are a different size unless you have been living under a rock or a concentration of power lines. I know that you have put your dingy ass ipod earphones in and begun walking ready for the soundtrack for life to commence…. but something doesnt feel comfortable. “What’s wrong here?” A slight annoyance that you assume a minor tug will fix. Even worse one may be just sitting in there loosely and falls out mid-way through you doing the cabbage patch on the public bus. Then you look at it and realize “Shit!! I had the “L” one in my Right ear, I’m a fucking dumb ass. But why the fuck should the “L” and the “R” even matter?”. Its spooky cause you wonder how the fuck they knew the shape of something as personal and private as your ear hole. Do they also know that you have not cleaned them in weeks and it starting to affect your hearing?
