Why the fuck do they give you towels at the gym? I understand their assumed logic, and most will even proudly tout this feature as an added benefit or a convenience…. but DO NOT BE FOOLED, this policy is a HUGE mistake!! (To the point where whoever invented this idea needs to be beaten by a cactus with a handle). You yourself may have realized how much of a mistake it is while innocently wiping sweat from your face in a locker room only to remove the towel to reveal an overweight Borat double using the towel as rectal floss between his sweaty taint and uncircumsized penis.
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The sight of this is an “inconvenience”, but then the realization hits you and you look into your hands at your towel in slow motion. “this towel could have been that towel” turns to “this yellowish towel most likely was that towel YESTERDAY!” That’s very inconvenient.
Life changes that quickly–One minute your smiling thinking about orgasms and lasagna and in the next you have to make a choice: dry yourself off like a decent human or immediately drop the towel your holding in your mouth because someone scrubbed their corns off with it this morning. Gym’s should not be supporting the exchange of balls to face coodies that wouldn’t take place otherwise. Those two types of coodies are in different germ categories not meant for mixing unless you enjoy teabagging. I might as well start not caring if my penis head touches the rim of gym urinal’s and picks up an extra pube or two for good measure. One world! One towel! …FUCK UNITY! if gyms didnt provide towels people wouldn’t be walking around drenched in sweat with cheap shampoo in their hair. They would bring their personal “my ass crack only” towels in their gym bags along with their locks and clothes (GASP). So then you can comfortably shove your favorite personalized towel in whatever crevice on your body knowing where its been and where its going. See how happy Keshaun is !!!!!
