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Archive for January 31st, 2008

This should make you proud to be American:
 

 
You no longer have to sacrifice style when shopping for a Taser!! The iTaser is a stun gun that comes equipped with an MP3 player, and it holds 1000 songs!!! Honestly, I don’t make this shit up. This Taser is marketed toward women who can choose from [...]

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So Reebok and Kool Aid have joined forces to launch a line of sneakers branded as kool aid flavors. No big deal right? there are already cartoon characters and Voltron sneakers etc. But the kicker here is the sneakers will have that sweet ghettofied smell of real kool aid flavors in them. You know, Red, [...]

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So have you ever been at work typing up a TPS report and told yourself “i wish i was doing abdominal exercises right now”? If not, your fucking retarded and you should cry yourself to sleep for allowing these Hawaiin foreigners the chance to figure this invention out before you. I kid you not, [...]

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