This should make you proud to be American:

You no longer have to sacrifice style when shopping for a Taser!! The iTaser is a stun gun that comes equipped with an MP3 player, and it holds 1000 songs!!! Honestly, I don’t make this shit up. This Taser is marketed toward women who can choose from “red-hot” red, “fashion” pink and even leopardskin print (in case you still want to keep a guy in the mood after he tries to assault you). “
I foresee this as inspiration for some pretty interesting dances. The “stop…. drop…. and piss” may be the first one. What songs would you have on your iTaser? Me? I am thinking “Drop it like its Hot”, “Shut it down”or anything 50 cent.
