Who is the most non-creative group of people ever? Those idiots who name radio stations, thats who… Utilizing the exact opposite amount of thinking that went into the God-like creation that is clear pepsi, these idiots continue to pick radio station names out of a hat with the same two pieces of paper in it. [...]
Archive for February, 2008
BLAZIN’ HOT GYRO’s
Posted in Observations on February 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Obama Force 1’s
Posted in Information (aka cool shit) on February 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I dont think this is the air force one that Barack Obama has in mind to travel around in one day, but I know it is a sure sign of who Nelly will be supporting for the democratic nomination. Just please for God’s sakes don’t step on anyone’s Air Obama’s at the movie theater or [...]
Lettuce surprise you!
Posted in Observations on February 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Mesculin is God’s idea of a joke on humanity. It taste like poisonous rotten lettuce but looks just like lettuce. It is like the cousin we all have that is always in jail and embarrasses the family in public. That half ass excuse for a legume is nasty and is never sufficient as a [...]
Little Shopper Horrors
Posted in Observations on February 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Why does checking out at the supermarket now make taking a standardized test seem easy in comparison? This bullshit actually happens at clothing stores too. S.A.T should never stand for “Shirt and Test”. As if I needed another fucking thing to think about during the course of my normal day. [...]
Aqua Man-Bitch
Posted in Observations on February 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
You know who I hate!! The guy that walks up behind you at the same time at the water fountain. Yeah, he appears nice and courteous and lets you go first to drink. But that is a selfish motherfucker right there!! He deserves nothing short of a salty guillotine and a coward’s death. I [...]
It was a PruneBerry Beret
Posted in Observations on February 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Who says the elderly don’t have style? Your dirty hairy ears must have heard wrong! Of course the almost dead have jiggy styles they rock Biiiotch. It may not be as flashy as Wu-Tang iced out chains or as intelligent as racing jackets with cereal box logos….. but they have invented their own fad.
Take notice: [...]
What’s seeding Gilbert Grape
Posted in Observations on February 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
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