Who says the elderly don’t have style? Your dirty hairy ears must have heard wrong! Of course the almost dead have jiggy styles they rock Biiiotch. It may not be as flashy as Wu-Tang iced out chains or as intelligent as racing jackets with cereal box logos….. but they have invented their own fad.
Take notice: THE TIMELESS BERET is back! (but not worn to the side EVER!!!)
Everyone over 74 must have had a meeting at Golden Corral and/or Cracker Barrel headquarters to plan this “doozie” (old people slang). From now on when you are walking the mean streets please realize that a majority of the old people you are stuck behind not only serve as examples of back posture gone bad, but also inspiration that fads never die (until people die 
). This shit is taking the world by storm! They are mobilizing! Women, men, white, black, cough drop scented or not etc. …. ALL old people are rocking their “I am cool as fuck” Beret’s.
And in case you are unobservant or a blind young person who is unfamiliar with the glories of the Beret; They are the hats that make you think of French army bad asses who know how to paint. The hats with the little single tassle at the top that looks like the erect penis of a first trimester fetus. (or grasshopper). How the fuck do the tassle’s stay erect anyways? Do they have mini hat penis pumps? I cant even get my dress shirt collars to stay stiff nor my own flaccid member (HEY SCHLADIES!). The lesson to be learned here is “DON’T FUCK WITH THE OLD”, they are staging a revolution funded by the profits of knock off Che’ knitwear. Beret’s are only the first sign of their solidarity! Libertad Bitch.
