
You should take a moment to think of how dumb we all were as children. Case in point: We ALL used to think that planting seeds from fruit would somehow make more fruit. Yeah, its okay to admit that you thought you could grow apple trees and orange groves in a dirt packed used green strawberry carton. Whatever happened to those anyways? they use plastic now instead of cardboard. I guess some of those same smart children grew up and innovated plastic strawberry containers that are impossible to open and great for the environment. The smartest of those children invented the green plastic bendable net kind that are more effective at choking baby animals than plastic 6 pack beer holders. Fuck you evil baby manatee, Dora can’t save you. Anyways, sorry to say but you can now officially go kick over your “not-so-budding” pear tree in a milk carton because that shit isn’t going to grow. “If not from seeds planted by children
, then where does fruit come from Dhane?” you may ask. DUHHHHHH, factories, immigrants and clones!

