Mesculin is God’s idea of a joke on humanity. It taste like poisonous rotten lettuce but looks just like lettuce. It is like the cousin we all have that is always in jail and embarrasses the family in public. That half ass excuse for a legume is nasty and is never sufficient as a lettuce substitute. The rich and famous can use that shit in their Walnut infused vinegarette salads, I will stick to the sweet sugary taste of Iceberg .
The most bullshit phrase ever invented is “You know they say people tell the truth when they are drunk”. No actually only fucking idiots believe that. It is a subjective phrase that people pull out when they are trying to hold something over your head (e.g your girlfriend saying she thinks your friend is cute) or they are trying to find out if what you said is true (e.g. your girlfriend saying she thinks your friend is cute). But let someone say “Fuck you man, I will beat your ass and go bone your mom.” then that same dude will say “Man, that motherfucker is just drunk, he doesn’t even know what he is saying. Don’t listen to him”
If people told the truth when they were drunk they wouldn’t always tell you in a slur “naw man, im not druuuunk. I feel buzzed…..a little, but naw I don’t feel shit.” Instead they would tell you “The room is spinning and I peed on my leg …..a little bit….. by mistake. Ready to Bounce?”
If people always told the truth when they were drunk the world wouldn’t even work the same. Guys in the club would be saying “DAAAMN girl you are fat and I can kind of smell your underarms, but I will still fuck you because its still a notch. Besides, the lighting in here will make you seem cuter when I re-tell the story tomorrow. Ready to bounce?”.
