Who is the most non-creative group of people ever? Those idiots who name radio stations, thats who… Utilizing the exact opposite amount of thinking that went into the God-like creation that is clear pepsi, these idiots continue to pick radio station names out of a hat with the same two pieces of paper in it. Every radio station is called “Hot (insert number)” or “Blazin (insert number)”, or even worse “The Beat (insert station)”. That is some lazy shit. they don’t even update the slang used to identify these stations. Is the night security guard in charge of station logistics? Does no one have the courage in planning meetings to say “We shouldn’t call this Christian country music station “Blazin” because its lame and overused!” Maybe all of the programmers are homosexual and trying to allude to their flame status with heat names (Blazin, Hot,…..)Well at least they could try to use a word like “Incendiary” to get the point across. Radio station programmers, shame on you! You need to go sit in a corner with the guy who named “brownie” and the guy who started “Lettuce surprise you”
Can someone in the senate propose a bill to change the pronunciation of Gyro (YEE-RO) to Gyro (JY-RO). It is just not really helping the country at all to hold onto this antiquated and inconvenient pronunciation. The Greek’s are laughing at us. Plus, the law will ruin the lives of those height challenged pricks who always correct you on it like you didnt know how the fuck you wanted to say it. By the way the car is called a MY-BOH-CK and not a MAY-BACK and its MO-AY not MO-ETTE bitch!
