Probablity schmobability! Why is it that every time you dial a number by mistake it is always out of service? It says “the number you have reached is out of service please hang up and check the number……” I thought we had a population problem in the world? Why isn’t some Chinese person in shanghai picking up the other line like “why da fuck you callin me muddafucka! me no know you?” Seriously, There are not that many single digit numbers in existence. Is my luck that bad that I can’t dial a right WRONG number ever?
and speaking of dumb phone shit….
When the fuck are the phone companies going to update answering machines so that they don’t treat you like your retarded? What I am referring to is when you want to hurry up and leave a message for someone and the invisible secretary of the poor person your calling gives you instructions on what to do next. “The cellular phone customer you are trying to reach is not available. if you would like to leave a message please wait for the tone blah blah blah.” That is the most frustrating waste of time EVER. I have left a message before and I don’t need instructions. I especially do not need someone telling me to wait for a beep that hasn’t come yet only because they are still talking. If they shut the fuck up then the beep would be able to come sooner and I could leave my message.
